Parole really is the greatest pleasure in life. Thanks to a good behaviour bond, Welcome to Spud City is back on the airwaves 7 years, 6 months and 22 days earlier than expected, and don't worry, the third season promises to deliver.
The boys scrub the rust off and deliver the news that you may have missed during the week, whilst also dissecting the big political storm Ms Gillard finds herself in. We know it's been about 6 months since anyone has publicly thrown support behind Rudd, but we are stubborn and will continue to do so even if it is the end of us.
Two things disturb us greatly. Firstly, Hulk Hogan has sex. Secondly, Hulk Hogan can use a camera. Thirdly, Hulk Hogan can have sex and use a camera at the same time (fourthly, we can't count). The internet has lost yet another slice of innocence on this dark day.
...and speaking of innocence, Mike Tyson is coming to Australia. After the Billy Slater ear biting incident, we can only assume it is to take up a defensive coaching role at the Canterbury Bulldogs. It is also believed that the club is in negotiations with OJ Simpson to provide some insight into the teams running game. Although, noone can really emulate OJ's historic run in the white Bronco in downtown LA.
A man does not have to have fingers to own fingernails.
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